Sunday, August 22, 2004

A Dear Yarn letter

Dear Polka Purl Dots,

I don't know quite how to say this without hurting your feelings, so I'm just going to come right out and say it: I don't think we should see each other anymore -- at least for a while.

It's not you; it's me. I made a mistake when I chose to make you with yarn that I didn't really love. As a result, I haven't really been enjoying our time together. Frankly, well, I want to knit something else.

I still find you very attractive. I love your subtle texture and sexy shaping. Perhaps one day I will return to you with better yarn and we can find true happiness together. In the meantime, though, I need to be free of you. I hope you understand.

Regretfully yours,

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