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Ka-boom!

Did you know that if you put a can of Diet Pepsi in your freezer on a Saturday evening, it will explode sometime between then and when you go to get Eggos for breakfast on Sunday morning? To be specific, the top of the pop can will blow off, and it will look like a frozen crap bomb went off inside your freezer, which will be puzzling indeed until you remember actually putting the Pepsi in there the previous night. You will actually be a little impressed with the sheer blanket coverage of the explosion, but then you'll have to take out the various bags of frozen peas and perogies and even the ice cube trays to clean up the mess. Then you'll think, "Well, at least I didn't waste a can of beer."