Monday, October 13, 2003

Reason 87 for Peeing your Pants at the Office:
The Surrealist Compliment Generator (link via Amy Knits)

My favourites so far:
5. Oh! how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire.
4. Seven donkeys and a concubine cannot compare with the tarnished sheen left in your path of combustion.
3. Your eyes are much like milky pools of pantyhose.
2. May clinging breasts always come to your aid in the kitchen.
...and the ultimate Surrealist compliment:
1. Ceci n'est pas un compliment.

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